Of course the “something ate my turtle” part, not the ending…
So yeah. I was just got back from Uni, gonna enjoy my day off, give some cold “shower” for my turtles (I had 3) since today was pretty hot, and suddenly, WHAM!
“Da fuq, why is that one doesn’t move at all—” “FUCK”
It was just an empty shell with a pair of legs. I sighed… “…goddamnit. Start the day off with a bang. God, I love Your sick jokes.”
Thankfully the other two was fine, although there’s a noticable change in their behavior. Trauma, maybe? I had ‘em since middle school. Love ‘em. Sorry I abandon you for years guys… I’m sorry.
RIP “Mid” Turtle - 2007ish-2012
(Yeah, we named them according to their size: Small, Medium, and Large)